Newton Hailey

Hailey with Newton

Hailey was the girlfriend of Newton, and the clerk of Tapeworm Video Store. She wanted to marry him and go to Cambodia, "where lobster is less than $1". After Newton was offered mini pizza, she said 'I wanna have your baby'. Once neuralyzed, Agent J asks Newton to take her to Cambodia.

Hailey was played by Colombe Jacobsen.

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